fourteen: (!! → that that was a whole)
[XIV] Xion ([personal profile] fourteen) wrote2011-07-01 11:41 pm

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[ Today, you are having a perfectly normal day. Perhaps you are on your way to the battle dome. Perhaps you're walking home along the path. Perhaps you're in the middle of town. Or perhaps you're heading further north.

If you're anywhere along this meandering south-to-north route, a young girl is going to slam into you at a full tilt. She's very sorry; she didn't see you there. But she's got this sense of absolute panic she can't quite shake, and she wants to get home right this moment.

In her disorientation, she has, of course, forgotten she can access magical portals of darkness. Forgive her; after all, she spent rather a long time here without them! And who wants to be messing about with the forces of darkness when they are too panicked to think straight?

Anyway, she may slam into you so hard that you both fall over. Or maybe she'll just knock you off balance. Either way, there is now a very startled, dazed, and still somewhat panicked teenager staring at you with wide eyes. She's barefoot, and her dress is dirty, but she seems otherwise alright. What will you do? ]
notabluesbro: ([Surprise] Oh!)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[How about just running into a brick wall? Because that's kind of what it's like, to run into a preacher and a cross. My muscular torso is like a painful trampoline, y/n?]

Oh—

Xion?

[Sorry, people'll've been going missing so often, he can't keep track of when others are 'napped. He suddenly realizes you included.]
notabluesbro: ([Smile] ...Crazy.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-03 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Are you okay, kiddo?

[He puts a hand out to help her up, once she has her head on straight.]

If I'd known you decided to be a human missile, I would've kept an eye out to move out of your way.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] True dat.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-04 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's alright; just learned I'm great at stopping people with momentum. [He grins.] You're feeling okay, though? You run like it's your job, so I'm guessing nothing's hurt?

[GOTTA CHECK FOR SURE. You kids are always getting yourself into doom and discord, man.]
notabluesbro: ([Smile] You deal with the bad guys--)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-05 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know what I think? I think the Malnosso are just secretly shoe hoarders. They kidnap us just to take them, the weird bastards. Bet they have a whole pile in a top secret room.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] oh wut.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-07 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
My Lord, I think you've figured out their plans. Clearly, we'll all just have to stop wearing shoes and socks.
notabluesbro: ([Awww] Why not?)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-09 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Damn! No wonder they make us do crap for 'em—they're wrapped up in so many layers of clothing, they probably can't even roll.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] You... want me to do what now?)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-11 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, it's not his fault you laugh at the drop of a dime. Xion makes this a pretty easy feat.]

Whelp, that settles it. Every time they pop up on screen to scare the crowd, I'll just picture them in a marshmallow-shaped blob of clothing.

[Seriously, is there nothing less terrifying than that?]
notabluesbro: ([Smile] ^_^)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-07-18 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see what you mean. You look like you've practically rolled home. [He points behind him, and his voice is light and humored.] Though, word of advice! When you're running, make sure you can see who's in front of you.